Is anyone else tired of the word 'pop'? Colors pop. Accents pop. Every time I turn around, someone is talking about something that pops. And sometimes the poppable items are things that should never be popped, for any reason.
Like your eyeballs.
I instinctively mistrust anything that claims to make my eyes pop. When you say your product will pop my eyes, I feel like I have two very clear options:
Option A: Back away very, very slowly. Check for obvious exits.
Option B: Ram my elbow into your solar plexus.
I bet that would make your eyes pop.
For absolutely no reason, I will list other words that I've come to hate:
Let's just finish this post up with some unrelated cute pictures, okee dokey?
This baby goat tried to steal my keys.