The short version: She was brought to bed of a fine boy. 10 points if you get the literary reference.
The long version:Displaying the same forward thinking 'lets get this thing over already'  attitude as his brother and sister, baby Star Wars decided to surprise  us all and arrive 2 weeks early.
We weren't caught totally  off-guard. I knew that I was dilated. I just figured that he'd hold out a  little longer. So when I went in for the my regular checkup on Friday  the 7th and Dr. W. said "you're at a 5 - there's no way you'll make it  to next week" I still didn't get my hopes up that he would arrive  quickly.
That night we went to a birthday party for Aidaleena and  visited with Grandma and Grandpa for a while. Joe played WordShaker on  the iPod for hours, all the while hassling me about being addicted to  the game. I talked to my parents about the visit to Pearl Harbor they  had made that day. We came home, put the kids to bed and watched some TV  and played some more WordShaker before going to bed late.
At 1am  I started having contractions that woke me up. I've had them on and off for a  few weeks and they never get regular so I went back to sleep. I dreamed  I was timing the contractions on the WordShaker game. By 3am I couldn't  go back to sleep between them so I started watching the time. They were  coming every 8 minutes and by about 4am were painful enough that I woke  Joe up - mostly so he could feel bad for me and rub my back. We kept  timing them but I'm pretty sure he kept falling asleep between each one.  After a while, laying down felt awful so I got up, finished putting  things in a hospital bag and finally asked Joe to call his parents. The  contractions had gotten to 7 minutes apart but no closer and I really  felt like we were going to be sent home - I almost didn't want to go.
His  parents hustled over - by the time they got there I was starting to cry  during each contraction. They still wouldn't get any closer together.  The drive to the hospital was really hard. Sitting up in a seatbelt was  about the worst position I could imagine and I was glad the drive wasn't  any longer. I made Joe leave my hospital bag in the car - I didn't  really want to get sent home and wheel a suitcase back out with me. We  walked into the hospital right at the same time as my friend Jessica, a  nurse who works in Mother/Baby. I was excited to see that she was on  shift while we were there.
Joe told the triage nurse that I was  in labor and she said she would check to see if I had made any progress  because the contractions still weren't coming very fast. She kind of  loitered around a little but she finally came back, checked and said "oh  wow... you're at a 7. Let's get you across the hall and have a baby!"
After  two inductions, for some reason I had imagined that going into labor on  my own would be a slower process. So when the anesthesiologist (who  fortunately had just arrived for the day) explained that she  couldn't do an epidural because there wasn't enough time, I was really  surprised. She decided to do a one-shot spinal block which would take  effect faster. This part is a little bit of a blur - people were running  around doing IVs and setting up the table for the baby and finding the  on-call doctor. Joe and I laughed a little because we really hadn't  thought we were here for an express-lane baby. Dr. H. commented that  it's a good thing we hadn't waited for the magic 5-minutes-apart  contractions because we never would have made it to the hospital in  time.
The anesthesiologist did the spinal as quickly as she could  but baby was ready and we started pushing before it had set up all the  way. It did make the pain more manageable though so I'm glad it worked.  It seems kind of funny to think about now - during the contractions I  would push and the nurses would give instructions and it seemed really  noisy and between them (they were 6 minutes apart) we would all chat  about trips to Disneyland or how Violet and Dash would feel about  waking up to a new little brother. We told the doctor that Violet was  absolutely sure that this was still a baby girl and she had just been 
holding a carrot in the ultrasound pictures. How did she get ahold of said carrot? Mommy ate it of course. The nurses laughed a lot at that.
After  just a few pushes we had us a baby! Dr. H. said there was definitely no carrot and it was a boy - what's more, he looked exactly like his father. I really like this hospital (the  other two were born at a different one) because they let you hold the  baby right away. With the other two I felt like I didn't see them until  they were wrapped up in their little swaddled cocoon. They wiped him off  a little, weighed him (7 pounds, 1 oz) and put him immediately on my  chest. Then they just left us alone so we could see his precious hands  and check to make sure he has that funny turned-under toe that Joe has  (he does). He had been yelling at the top of his lungs and as soon as I  got him back he settled down and opened his eyes and just looked around.  He even nursed for a few minutes and I was relieved to find that I  remembered how, even though it's been 5 years. Apparently I got 7  stitches but the spinal block had finally taken effect so I didn't know.  Whew!
This is when we realized that 
we had left the camera in the car.  Because I was so sure that L&D would find a reason to send me home,  I wouldn't let Joe take the suitcase into the hospital when we arrived.  It had the camera in it. So the only pictures we had at that point were  taken with our iPod. Joe, to his credit, decided to NOT play WordShaker  while I was in actual labor. He also waited until the baby was  delivered to tell me that he had set a new high score.


Another reason the spinal block is my New Favorite Thing is that it wore off fairly quickly and by the time I had some breakfast (a delicious veggie omelet) and was moved downstairs I was pretty much ready to be back on my feet. I really hate being paralyzed for hours and hours after an epidural. One of the nurses told me that she started punching our info into the computer at 6:20 and we had the baby at exactly 7:02. All in all, it was a fairly eventful start to the day.
And no, I didn't get either of the Christmas trees taken down.